2 years ago, if you were to have said "GP" to me, I'd have responded with "Gopinath?" Yeap, the big guy who's always going around forc... Well... Asking for a hug. Okay, maybe his name doesn't sound like "gee pee", but when you're too lazy to say Gopinath, or even the truncated Gopi, "gee pee" sounds like the next best choice in the progression right?
But then again, GP can also mean General Practitioner. Speaking of that, I wonder how many of my former secondary school friends are going to take medicine as a degree. From what I've heard of so far, only a few of the original 10+ managed to gain entry into a medical school.
Well, if you're more inclined to F1 racing, then GP to you may mean Grand Prix. For those more sports-challenged, Grand Prix usually refers to a motorcar race whereby the cars can be driven up to 320 km/h, and usually, they have to be in order for you to win the race.
GP can also refer to gigapixels, a term used to describe the resolution of images. In this case, a gigapixel is 1000 megapixels, which is currently 100 times more detailed than the highest end camera available in the market today for end users. However, this type of images can still be obtained indirectly by patching or "sewing" hundreds of smaller pictures together. Interesting right?
If you are an accountant, however, GP can mean gross profit to you. Of course, to really see GP and immediately think of gross profit would mean that you're really quite a hardcore accountant. I mean, who in the right mind would think of gross profits just by seeing the acronym GP? You must be money-minded - all you can think of is money. You eat money, you drink money, and you even breathe money. And you live money. Yeah, if you can live money.
GP is also a type of battery named Gold Peak, usually abbreviated to GP (D'oh!). Anyway, due to the onslaught of global warming, I'm here to tell you an inconvenient truth. Cheap alkaline batteries are a conspiracy to warm the Earth faster! So, buy rechargable batteries whenever you can! Support Mother Earth, help her stay cool and hip.
And finally, if you are an A-Levels students, GP may sound eerily familiar to you, because it stands for the infamous General Paper that everyone just adores. That's right. Everyone adores GP. I'm speaking the truth. You won't find any sarcasm here. Really. Because sarcasm is a literary device, and for quite a while now the GP papers I've attempted (including the prelims today) fail to include this literary device.
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